Okay, stop what you’re doing, whatever it is, I promise it’s worth it.
The trailer is out for Seattle Seahawks legend Marshawn Lynch’s newest movie, “Love Hurts.” The following two and a half minutes of your life will be filled with Marshawn pistol-whipping Ke Huy Quan (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”), getting kicked in the nuts, face-planting, dropping the line “This little four-foot, nothing-ass, Spider-Monkey, Ninja got hops!” in the way that only Marshawn can, and then getting shot.
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“Love Hurts” is Marshawn’s first in a long string of films slated to come out next year. It appears to be similar to David Cronenberg’s 2005 masterpiece “A History of Violence,” in which a man with a violent past seeks to hide out in a benign, small-town type of life, but his past catches up with him.
“Love Hurts” is stuntman Jonathan Eusebio's directorial debut, and it will be released in theaters on February 7th, 2025.
Hell yeah, Beast Mode; I’m here for it.
